Cryptoland: A look into the future that we all earn
Cryptoland: A look into the future that we all earn
Especially as Bitcoin and Krypto and NFTS, was finally taken seriously with the upcoming mass adoption an inevitable on the way to the blockchain-based utopia, someone goes and puts something on the Internet:
Yes, this is an 18-minute 35 second presentation of "The first physical crypto island of the world", which frankly gives us pretty scary déjà vu vibes, but we simply cannot find out what it reminds us. Whatever it was, we are sure, everything went great.
In the event that you have less than 18 minutes and 35 seconds, we thought we would lead you through some of them. First the essentials (transcribed from the video):
Cryptoland is an international hub for the community to work, live, have fun and enjoy a first-class crypto lifestyle.
A paradisiacal island with a complete ecosystem that represents the flowering crypto compartment.
A paradise of crypto enthusiasts for crypto enthusiasts.
If that doesn't sound like paradise for you, are you still alive?
Cryptoland, we were told, will have three main areas: Cryptoland Bay, House of Dao and the Blockchain Hills, who only offer a bar for members named Vladimir Club:

The Vladimir Club was the part in which we thought: "Oh, maybe that's a joke", but then we noticed that it wasn't a joke. At the beginning of the clip, we are shown a fairly known crypto-shad
If you do not have the video if you do not have the architectural plans if you have not already concluded the purchase contract for the island if you have not already signed the master plan for the government of Fiji, if you hadn't already spent half a million dollars of your own money, I would not have been interested.
Half a million dollars!?! Architecture plans? A video? I think we can all agree that we have to take this seriously at this point. And yes, the island in question seems to be on Fiji-her name is Nananu-i-Cake. The Next Web contains further details if you want.
Did you know, for example, that Cryptoland will include 60 plots of land that you “buy” via NFTS and on which you can build villas? Or that the total area of this huge island is 0.9375 square miles? Or the fact that it already has some inhabitants? Perhaps you are interested in the fact that the founders are planning to finance the whole thing (apart from their very generous $ 500,000 injection) by selling digital receipts, of which they believe that they can whip them for about $ 1 million?
(You can also read that excellent thread by a software engineering named molly White, which was the first to draw attention to this and offers some interesting information about the co -founders.)
Back to the video. An unspecified crypto brother answers Chassé:
This is incredible. This is by far one of the most ambitious projects I have ever seen. And what I am easy to do is the most excited. I will do everything in my power to make sure that I get one of these lots. I strongly recommend that you look at this-look at the quality of this 3D animation.
The belief in a new magical country is really based on the quality of the animation, right? To be fair, it is actually better than the animation that the 924 billion dollar company, which was previously known as Facebook, spent on its CLEGGTOP vision of the future.
We do not know how much the video cost, but it somehow reminds us of this other thing, in which all the money was spent on the promo video and nothing left for the actual doctorate and the doctorate actually never came about, but here, too, we cannot remember exactly what that was for a thing.
The coolest is that the Brodom of Cryptoland was only this wonderful concept in our collective heads, a place where everyone (well, okay, maybe not everyone, but at least the y chromosomes) drive around in lambos and only eat meat and makes really funny crypto-in jokes and women are basically just really nice accessories that lead a beautiful life by working on things like work Do the reception and are simply comfortable to look at, and now the Brodom of Cryptoland actually exists in contrast to this other thing. Ok, maybe not quite yet, but soon. Certainly.
One thing that Cryptoland apparently interests less is the age of sexual consent:
This special tweet has now been deleted.
A part of us still doesn't believe that this is a serious project. The local Coin of Cryptoland is Connie. Ticker name probably $ con. We are shown in the animated video game arcade, one of the games is called "Ponzi Connect". But if that's just a huge troll, it's not a bit. . . thought out?
Maybe it's a parody; Maybe it's a fraud; Maybe it is the future we all earn. Who cares? Everything doesn't matter. Nothing is real. The entire economy is cryptoland.
Source: Financial Times
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